"Take no heed of her...She reads a lot of books."
~Jasper Fforde

Friday, August 21, 2015

Is it Snack Time?

The hardest part about working during lunch is when you start to get hungry, but can't leave the desk to go and have a snack.  Or worse--you CAN leave to go have a snack, but you didn't pack anything and don't have any money for the vending machine.

I have a very noisy stomach, so working around mealtimes is a huge bummer for me, because all I wanna do is munch.  When I'm hungry, I sort of turn into an anime character, if you know what I mean.  I have an insatiable urge to scarf!

I know it's not lady-like, but I'm not even embarrassed.

Imma go snack now.....

Friday, August 14, 2015

Possible Future

Perhaps I'm reading too many novels, but I can see myself in ten, twenty years falling into spinsterhood as a successful librarian in a small town, then receiving notice that a distant family member has died, and as I'm his (or her) last surviving relative, I've been tasked to care for his (or her) young kids.  It would be a touching story where the cantankerous Miss Em learns to open her heart to little children and they eventually help her to find an eligible and mature bachelor who is a bit rough around the edges, but has a good heart.

Call me crazy, but it could happen.  I'll be sure to tell you if it does.