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Monday, September 5, 2011

Henry VIII Has Ruined Love Lyrics!

For my English class, we have to read the lyrics of John Skelton and King Henry VIII.  Skelton was interesting, creative, and exciting.  Henry VIII was boring!  I seriously think he might have ruined love songs for me!  He reminds me of people who think that just because a poem rhymes, it's good.  Nuh uh!  His writing is just too dry to be actually interesting.  And the saddest part is that people prolly told him he was a really talented writer, because that's what you do when the king shows you his love poetry!


  1. Seriously! I mean, if he did all that to his wives, there's no telling what he would do to someone of a lower station who insulted his crappy poetry! ;)

  2. my money would be on disfigurement or something like that coupled with land seizure, he really liked doing that.


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