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Friday, December 17, 2010

Alice Cooper: Is Santa Real?

Is Santa real? The science behind Santa according to rock sensation Alice Cooper:


  1. He doesn't have the big picture. Everyone in my family knows that Santa travels through the worm holes in your mind instantaneously and simultaneously. Physical objects such as toys materialize when plucked from the bag thus the bag is never empty. It has something to do with quantum theory in that everything is everywhere at once.
    Most children instinctively know this. The white man mostly hasn't figured it out yet.
    Just enjoy the season you don't have to figure it out.

  2. Well spoken as always, OF! :)

    Do you know everything?


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